I’ve found a man that understands why I don’t drink, a man that I can hit the gym with and actually do a good workout with, a man that cooks excellent healthy meals, a man that doesn’t snore, a man that always holds me during the night, a man that can drive safely yet quickly, a man that can suit up, a man that makes me deliriously hysterical, a man that can give me a legit sports massage, a man that is a great kisser, lover and a friend.