January 2011
57 posts
HELLO LUKE SERHAN
Apparently you read all my blabbering - hello.
Ouch
Today I hit, no wait, SLAMMED my head on a shelf at work today. It has left an egg. It left me spewing halfway through my cardio session. It left me a bit dizzy and extremely headachey all evening. The room is spinning.
Like my brain needed any more damage done to it!
Black Swan
What an absolute mind-fuck of a movie.
Natalie Portman absolutely deserved the grammy she got for that one.
And I mean, Mila Kunis (approximately the third hottest woman on the planet) gets all seducey and lesbian on us.
Whoah!
“For Attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via quote-book)
Yogi
Every week my yoga teacher amazes me with insight.
This week was a story, an old legend I should say, where an Indian has his grandson sitting on his knee. The grandson asks him to explain the mind.
The Indian describes it as two walls, both guarded my wolves. The walls protect two different sides of thoughts: the good thoughts, and the bad thoughts.
The grandson asks the Indian which wolf...
Morning Glory
Upon researching for her new book, ‘Because it Feels Good’, Debby Herbenick has found that having sex first thing in the morning boots immune systems (especially for women) & the effect of it lasting all day. It enhances your levels of IgA - an antibody that protects against infection.
With boosts of oestrogen, your hair and skin will improve in tone and texture. It will also...
“Don’t form an opinion, just accept the facts your body presents & move...”
– Graham the Yogi - when listening to your body over your mind.
Anonymous asked: Moved on? Ohh pray tell?
“Mate, that Asian chick fucked me so hard my cock’s got a new postcode!”
– When cabbies write blogs
Jackass
Yesterday proved an interesting point. Threefold, the name “Jack” was associated with assholes relevant in our lives.
After yesterday hearing at work that one of them had been saying that he was the one that gave me the flick and that I was texting him all the time (this, by the way, is completely untrue and long-ago forgotten). This was a mutual agreement, instigated by myself weeks...
“Older men were better companions, they were seasoned lovers, they knew the...”
– Ian McEwan
“I got nothing but love for you”
– Some trashy electro lyrics. But when “you” quote them, it kind of made me throw up a little bit.
Annoying
I’ll tell you what’s annoying:
Deciding to be the sober driver, and getting an $86 parking ticket.
Arriving at a gig and learning that there are major sound and technical difficulties, making it near impossible to mix.
Forgetting your killer floor-filler cd.
Being woken up on your only sleep-in day by church-goers who love to belt their tunes. Remix this [flip the bird].
Being...
“If you do follow your bliss you put yourself on a kind of track that has been...”
– Joseph Campbell (via nathanielstuart)
Change
For the first time in my life, I’m nervous about the outcome of my hair.
My hairdresser, the incredibly talented Matty Snell, says it’s due to old age.
Now that I’m no longer a teenager.
The big two-zero and I’m classed as middle age.
“it’s a known fact that 10% of people you meet will instantly hate you”
– Unknown
Bootlegs
The way of the future. 2011 will be seeing many bootleg mixes and tunes popping up in clubs. Or so according to Brasco. Check out my friend’s Bootleggin’ mix here.
This is where I get my big haus cheese from →
I like that after a long and boring day at work, my friend will happily pick me up from work (saves me from having to walk home in the rain for 3.8km) and take me to a 24hr cafe that does legit poached eggs on sourdough with spinach and peppermint tea. Good way to break up the slog that is life and the shit that people are putting me through at the moment.
You can try
But I’m way happier when I’m not with you.
I’m pretty busy, stressed yet focused with work - you may go there frequently, but you don’t suit the schedule it has me on.
I need my time to focus on myself - no selfishness will override that.
You are so many shades of grey.
Yet I’m still a little bit hooked.
And I definitely do not let it affect me. No man brings me...
Things have happened:
I’ve recently rid of, well, my trainer describes it as one of the Dementors from the Harry Potter movie. I am much happier. I can do better.
I’ve had my best friend stay with me from Singapore, accompanied by another angel of mine. We’ve had an amazing weekend.
I’ve learnt that people will uncontrollably lose their shit at you for no reason.
...
Anonymous asked: My blog got a referral from Blanc Lieutenant! Boom!
“True love waits in haunted attics”
– Radiohead (via foolishdevotee)
Lately it has been taking a lot out of me. Work that is. And no amount of walking/exercise/sleeping/retail purchases/cups of tea have been making it any better.
Until tonight, when a member, who I always have polite conversations with, suddenly opened up to me.
After ending a seven-and-a-half year relationship with her man (who was constantly needing reassurance that he didn’t totally...
My friend, Chingy, writes real damn good →
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Good to see you're up and blogging again. The boy...
Thanks to my new MacBook Pro - a ridiculous spend which is proving fruitful.
Not thanks to him - it’s hard to piff with noone waiting in the wings.
Liking hurts sometimes
Ask me anything
Top 5
Yes - it’s hard. And everyone’s done it.
But mine is better:
“Revolution” - Jack Beats
“Fall At Your Feet” (Crowded House cover) - Boy & Bear
“Katy on a Mission” - Katy B
“Love You Madly” - The Young Lovers
“Sex Sax” - Bart B More vs Drop The Lime
“Patchouli Dump Truck” - Opiuo
