January 2010
107 posts
Domestic
The first fight between the lovebirds just nearly erupted, possibly. Was that as intense as they’ll get?
Drunken dial?
Still trying to decipher whether that friend rang on Tuesday due to genuine concern for our relationship that he so outrageously unravelled, or if it was due to copious amounts of liquor.
That said, it is now Sunday and there has been no second-calling. So let’s assume the latter.
Ohh Bez.
“Limes are just green lemons.”
– Sam explaining the specifics of citrus.
“I never told anyone this, but you are SO good at cursive.”
– Drunk children on Family Guy
Wax on wax off
How do you get candle wax out of clothes?
“He’s a vanilla rapist, get him away from my kids!”
– The moon - ‘The Mighty Boosh’.
I wish I didn't know about this one-day sale. →
“I’m the guy with the Daft Punk sticker on the car”.”
– Finding out that this attractive young male has lived only houses away for oh-so-many years.
Incriminating evidence.
So let’s thank Bejesus that my camera is broken. And that maybe that photographer doesn’t post anything onto any social networking sites. The chances are slim though, because everyone loves looking at photos of themselves. Darn.
To my sister’s wife; I’m really sorry about the situation you’re in, especially when your housemate has gone away. Unfortunately, it is what...
“Lifting weights is like a facelift for the body.”
– Thankyou Fernwood.
“So what are your thoughts on, ‘If it’s yellow let it mellow’?”
– Sam and his striking dinner discussion tonight.
“I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential...”
– textsfromlastnight
“So the “just a friend” kid confessed his love for me…sometimes...”
– textsfromlastnight.com
Would I walk five-hundred miles?
Drive one-hundred and fifty kilometers on Australia Day to see the man for one day/night? Is it really worth it?
The crazy things we (might) do.
Older sisters really are the ones that pull you to the ground after you finish a phone-call with the one man, that has treated you perfectly, whilst you are packing your bag to travel one-hundred and fifty kilometers North on public transport in the middle of the night to spend time with him - most of which wouldn’t leave the vicinity of a five-by-seven bedroom. I may have just broken my own...
“I handled the fuck out of that shit.”
– Hank in Californication.
“Absence from whom we love is worse than death, and frustrates hope severer than...”
– William Cowper
Swelter
For the past few days it’s been nothing under thirty-three degrees. This afternoon promises a cool change and chance of thunderstorm. Chance? This isn’t a game of Deal or No Deal. Give us some certainty, some definition. The only air-conditioned retreat I’ve come across is public transport, and God knows I’m not using that as a retreat. There are smelly people on that...
“Newcastle has the worst sushi!”
– Jamo really summing up the important issues on why Sydney is superior to Newcastle.
“While you were sitting in the backseat smoking a cigarette you thought was going...”
– Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros