December 2009
30 posts
See you 'round the bend
Fold in half, twist and turn, I’m going to party/work/party/slide/party, all in the next 32 odd hours. It’s gonna be an ol’ fashion bender.
Fare Lee well...
But apparently I’m leaving my Lee crochet black singlet and stone Plasid Apparel hoodie behind because clothesline thieves have outstanding taste.
Holy sheet
I’m welcoming the new year in with 1200 thread count Sheridan sheets. You know you’re getting older and wiser when this excites you.
“He needs to learn how to piff better”
– Ben reviewing Chris’s skills of good riddance.
Blue goo
The leading-lady Avatar was strangely but outrageously sexy. So when’s the porno out?
Again
2:07pm and still haven’t been to bed since the intense day playing, working, playing yesterday. Lasers, strobe, smoke, decks, incredible noise & fifteen party goers in an area the size of my laundry at 4am. Police strongly recommending our hotel shut immediately due to overwhelming amounts of intoxicated patrons. New fashion bender.
“Counting is for numbers, faggots.”
– Kingy. 7am
Ok now I'm getting nervous →
“I’m bringin a carton of VBs n darts n I thought we could watch the footy...”
– Chelsea’s idea for our Christmas evening together, God love her!
“Where is Vifface?”
– yells Dad in search of The Office and Vicar of Dibley DVDs - much champagne before 3pm?
My new love.
Not the man I went out with last night, but the toilet bowl this morning. For no apparent reason, it became the saviour for my stomach bile. But like a man, it left me feeling weak, queasy and with a headache.
“Do you only rip?”
– Ben’s first question as to what I’ll play for my first dj set on Saturday morning. I was thinking dark house.
assgents
Note to real estate agents and their receptionists: don’t tell me you’ve faxed something through if you haven’t, don’t tell me you’ve received my paperwork when you haven’t, maybe pick up the phone and ring back after I’ve rung you four times, and don’t expect a finders fee when you’re sitting doing nothing. You nearly caused a stress-breakdown...
“I wil c u then. B good.”
– Evan - questionable
Do what you gotta do →
whitefolksgetcrunk →
“Watch out Wiggy!”
– Beth yelling at an afro-boy on side of the road.
Nocturnal
These sleeping patterns have been in place for two weeks now. Normality usually occurs Monday afternoon, seeing as there’s only ten days left of 2009, I might just stay like the owls until after the new year. Happy days, working nights, erratic mornings. That just happened.